南非:如果有機會,你會問上帝什麼?

上周,南非部落客Khaya Dhlanga 提問網上的朋友們:如果上帝允許你提任何問題,你會問他什麼呢?

他將一些讀者的提問列了出來:

有些問題很辛辣,有些令人感動,還有些問題傻傻的。感謝所有提問的人。這些提問和回覆很有意思。我把這些有趣的問題列出來:

Paul Walsh:

What KFC’s secret recipe is.

KFC肯德雞的神秘配方是什么?

Thabiso Ramolefe:

WHERE IS MY BILLION RAND HIDING?

我的寶藏在那里?

Bathabile Dlula:

when is my last day on earth dear Lord?

我什么時候會離開這個世界,親愛的上帝?

Odwa Dumisani Dandala:

i would just walk up to him and just stare at him and ask him. why? *i think that basically covers all the guestions that i want answers to* WHY?

我會走到他面前盯着他,只問三個字:「為什麼?」我想這三個字就代表一切我想問的了。

Brendah Nyakudya:

Why he gave black people such a strong self-destructive streak

為什麼他給了黑人那么強的自毀傾向?

Thulani Mbandezelo:

How come you dont have a 24hr hotline like Zuma [The President of South Africa]

為什么你不像祖瑪一樣弄條24小時熱線?(祖瑪是南非總統)

Waheeda Safi:

Why does he bring people into our lives makes up feel all these emotiöns and then takes them away.. And why make life so hard.

為什麼他賦予人生命,使人有感情,然後又把他們帶走呢?為什么讓生活這麼難?

Ncumisa Ngcaweni:

I would ask him to turn back time & cause Eve not to be deceived by the serpent or Adam to stand up to her & not allow her to disobey God’s instructions & not to disobey with her.

我會求他使時光倒轉,讓夏娃不被毒蛇引誘,或者讓亞當在夏娃面前堅強,不讓她違反神的旨意,或者不和她一起違反神的旨意。

Cruella Shirley Snook:

WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU LIVE AND WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

你的詳細地址是什么?你的電話多少號?

Sarah Judge:

who is god?

上帝是誰?

Yolande Jordaan:

Why did you make humans in the first place, if you new we would mess up? After all ain’t we responsible for most of the hardship in this world? We created pollution, weapons & bombs, racism, xenophobia, etc…. and yet we are not willing to take responsibility for our action, instead we rather blame one another.

你為什麼造人管理世界,你知道我們會搞砸吧?畢竟我們才是大部分災難的元凶。我們製造污染,武器和炸彈,種族歧視,排外,等等…而且我們不願意負責,只是相互指責。

下面是Twitter上發來的問題:

@Cynicalgrinch:

God, you joker, why did you make creationists? Was there a quota of stupid you needed to fill?

上帝,你這個家伙,為什麼你造了上帝論者?你有個蠢人配額要完成嗎?

@ItsSinga:

Why is the right thing always the most difficult thing to do..

為什麼正確的事情總是最難的事情?

@swampcottage:

“Who made you?”

你是誰創造的?

@TigerThebe:

Why did you make Julius Malema? [South Africa's controversial politician and the President of the African National Congress Youth League.]

你為什麼造了Julius Malema?(南非爭議性政客,非國大青年團領袖)

@missltzama:

y do u hate blk ppl? [Black people]

你為什麼討厭黑人?

@BrigidL:

what He does in His spare time… He seems to be very busy!

他空閑時做什麼…他似乎沒有空閑!

@Busi31:

can you also make me turn water into wine?

你能讓我把水變成酒嗎?

Khaya Dlanga,2008年因他的互聯網創意性,贏得了非洲第一數位公民記者稱號。一年一度的非洲高速會議與2008年「廣告、媒體和營銷」獎也將他列入了「廣告、媒體和營銷最具影響力100強」。

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