上周，南非部落客Khaya Dhlanga 提問網上的朋友們：如果上帝允許你提任何問題，你會問他什麼呢？

他將一些讀者的提問列了出來：

有些問題很辛辣，有些令人感動，還有些問題傻傻的。感謝所有提問的人。這些提問和回覆很有意思。我把這些有趣的問題列出來：

Paul Walsh:

What KFC’s secret recipe is.

Thabiso Ramolefe:

WHERE IS MY BILLION RAND HIDING?

Bathabile Dlula:

when is my last day on earth dear Lord?

Odwa Dumisani Dandala:

i would just walk up to him and just stare at him and ask him. why? *i think that basically covers all the guestions that i want answers to* WHY?

Brendah Nyakudya:

Why he gave black people such a strong self-destructive streak

Thulani Mbandezelo:

How come you dont have a 24hr hotline like Zuma [The President of South Africa]

Waheeda Safi:

Why does he bring people into our lives makes up feel all these emotiöns and then takes them away.. And why make life so hard.

Ncumisa Ngcaweni:

I would ask him to turn back time & cause Eve not to be deceived by the serpent or Adam to stand up to her & not allow her to disobey God’s instructions & not to disobey with her.

Cruella Shirley Snook:

WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU LIVE AND WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

Sarah Judge:

who is god?

Yolande Jordaan:

Why did you make humans in the first place, if you new we would mess up? After all ain’t we responsible for most of the hardship in this world? We created pollution, weapons & bombs, racism, xenophobia, etc…. and yet we are not willing to take responsibility for our action, instead we rather blame one another.

下面是Twitter上發來的問題：

@Cynicalgrinch:

God, you joker, why did you make creationists? Was there a quota of stupid you needed to fill?

@ItsSinga:

Why is the right thing always the most difficult thing to do..

@swampcottage:

“Who made you?”

@TigerThebe:

Why did you make Julius Malema? [South Africa's controversial politician and the President of the African National Congress Youth League.]

@missltzama:

y do u hate blk ppl? [Black people]

@BrigidL:

what He does in His spare time… He seems to be very busy!

@Busi31:

can you also make me turn water into wine?

Khaya Dlanga，2008年因他的互聯網創意性，贏得了非洲第一數位公民記者稱號。一年一度的非洲高速會議與2008年「廣告、媒體和營銷」獎也將他列入了「廣告、媒體和營銷最具影響力100強」。